May 2013
1 post
That moment when you see your...
sodamnrelatable:
April 2013
5 posts
shrekfart:
when people dont put fishsticks in their fingernails to keep them warm
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Watchdanisnotonfire:
me at seaworld
Tumblr Code.
lostgeekette:
moriarty-mastermind:
once-ling:
bltsl4:
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from...
abernathie:
true fact: at least 13 people aren’t spanish. maybe 14
pezdispencersmith:
i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know
Watchalerting:
highowsyourlife:
MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO
I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME
whythatwhore:
cyberdepressed:
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
oh my god
coolyounghip:
biologytextbook:
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
at least I’m over my hashtag addiction
macarena-of-time:
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
hussieinthetardis:
shrek and patrick are so popular on tumblr, but i feel like there are better candidates
like gazpacho
waiting for my food in the microwave
sodamnrelatable:
(Funny and relatable here!)
March 2013
44 posts
mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
scuzzmutt:
what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs
nayx:
if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips. fart
hiccupartist:
when i first heard of shark weak i thought no. impossible. no such thing. shark strong
sodamnrelatable:
when you realize something you havent started is due tomorrow
